Jun 18

Wet Hot Sake (1996) aka Nurunuru Cancan

Wet-Hot-SakeThe best must be the freshest. The best sake also follows the same principle to brew in which it needs the best and freshest raw materials, and also the freshest virgin to make it? Visiting one of a Japanese pub that seems to offer the best warm sake, Mononobe tries to follow the steps to reproduce the same flavor. However, he suddenly found out that those flavors are actually a combination of sake, sweat, and other bodily secretions of a virgin. As his only daughter is not a virgin anymore, the only way to make the best sake without a pure virgin is…

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Jun 05

Weather Woman Returns (1996) aka Otenki-oneesan R

Keiko is the new owner of a local television station, and she’s determined to succeed, no matter what! But the rival TV station will stop at nothing to crush her, and one by one, Keiko’s new programs are humiliatingly sabotaged. When the weather woman falls victim to an underhanded trick, Keiko decides that she’s through being nice. While filling in for the stricken reporter, she flashes her underwear, making her weather forecast an instant hit! What follows is an outrageously sexy contest – which judges skimpy costumes and arm wrestling instead of beauty and talent – to determine who will be the reigning weather woman!

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Jun 01

Female Ninjas Magic Chronicles (1991) aka Kunoichi ninpô-chô

The female ninjas need to protect their particular master’s unborn infant from enemies. They use all types of intimate tricks to obtain the work done. I did have a smart write-up but got an arbitrary BSOD before we conserved. Believe me this has perversions galore… jizz spells, vaginal bubble traps, gender bending, hilarious dialog like: “As ninjas… we’ve already been taught to learn sexual difficulties.” I’ll let the screenshots tell the tale this time…

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May 27

Despite All That (1999) aka Gushonure hitozuma kyôshi – Seifuku de idaite

Naoko, female art teacher suffering from bipolar disorder spends her time at home compulsively chopping cabbage. She occasionally then begins cutting herself, causing her husband, Yoshio, to intervene. Yoshio attempts to help Naoko by dressing as a woman, “Yoshiko”, in whom Naoko can confide. Yoshio has a low sex drive, and hopes to stimulate his interest by having Naoko dress as a school girl. When so attired, shopping for appropriately adolescent socks, Naoko meets Kimiko, one of her female students. Kimiko’s parents have abandoned her, and she stays with a strange man named Tokio. Naoko suggests that Kimiko come to live with her. At their home, Kimiko proceeds to seduce both Naoko and her husband. During a sex session with Yoshio, she binds him and paints obscenities onto his body.

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May 09

Girls in the Hood (1995) aka Lao ni mei

This is a wild ride about a group of young street girls in Hong Kong. This is a very dark and graphic film that explores prostitution, drug abuse,sexual abuse, crime on the streets of Hong Kong, among other things. Although this film has few happy moments, it does create a sympathy for the central characters even though they shouldn’t really be likable people. Reminds me of how I care for the characters in the Sopranos even though they are generally bad people.

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