Dec 07

Lust, Caution (2007) Uncut a.K.a Se, jie

lust-caution-2007_coverFrustrated in his attempts to assassinate Yee, who is an important official in Japanese-ruled Shanghai, Old Wu, who has lost his wife and two sons as well as two women who had attempted to seduce Yee, now recruits Kuang, Mai Tai Tai, and their troupe of drama students from Hong Kong University in yet another attempt to do away with Yee. Mai Tai Tai is chosen to befriend Yee, which she does by posing as the wife of Mak, befriending Yee’s wife and her female friends, and then eventually befriending Yee himself. Even though both get together, they do end up going separate ways, only to meet again four years later. This time Mai is all set to entrap Yee at Chandni Chowk Jewellers which is owned by an East Indian man named Khalid Saiduddin. The question does remain: Will she and her troupe succeed?

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Oct 27

Gator Bait (1974)

gator-bait-coverDesiree lives deep in the swamp and supports herself and her siblings by poaching. Ben and deputy Billy hope to get a little sexual comfort from the “Cajun swamp rat” when they catch Desiree trapping ‘gators, and give chase. Desiree outsmarts them but Billy accidentally shoots Ben and tells his sheriff dad that Desiree did it. Ben’s dad and sons join them in the search party and quickly get out of control. Soon the hunters become the hunted as Desiree exacts her revenge for their violence against her family.

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Oct 23

San Fernando Valley Girls (1987)

san_fernando_valley_girlsTotally awesome! Like here it is! Like you totally need to see this tubular new flick. “San Fernando Valley Girls”. It is this bitchin, totally awesome sextacular new moan and talk epic and like I mean, it’s blue to the max … Ohmigod, these dudes are too rad to be true. I mean, like gag me with romance

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Jul 20

For the Love of Pleasure (1979) Uncut

for_the_love_of_pleasureA woman wakes up to catch Simon Black robbing her bedroom. To his surprise, she points a gun at him and says her husband won’t be home for another hour. She then forces Simon to have sex with her or she’ll call the police. She has sex with him until they hear her husband coming home. The woman tells Simon to get out, but he can’t help himself climaxing. She therefore improvises by yelling “stop, thief!” and shoots Simon to death. Simon wakes up in the afterlife, where Shiva promises him an endless supply of food and sex encounters. Alas, when he is too exhausted to deflower a high school senior, Shiva has him doing it anyway. After a while, he says it’s too much to bare, but Shiva says she can’t stop it. He therefore claims he doesn’t belong in heaven anyway. Shiva then asks him whoever said this was heaven?
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Jul 15

The Loss of Sexual Innocence (1999)

the_loss_of_sexual_innocenceConfused, non-linear film tells the sexual story of a film director from his life at age 5, age 12, age 16, a man embarking on his first film in 1950’s Tunisia, and finally to his current life. Along the way he has sexual exploits with an older woman as a teen, gets involved with an Italian couple Tunisia that culminates in the killing of a local boy and the brutal revenge murder of the woman, and ultimately is married to a cold woman.
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Jul 13

Nightmare Sisters (1988) a.K.a Sorority Sisters

nightmare_sistersMelody, Marci, and Mickey are three geeky college girls who can’t get a date. One night, they invite some geeky college guys over and have a seance that results in the girls becoming possessed and turning into sex starved vamps. Will the geek hero guys be able to stop the horrible (?) possession?
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