Jun 04

Memoirs of a Lady Ninja 2 (2011) aka The Secret Female Ninja 2

51fvdQX3udLDuring Japan’s feudal era, Mitsuhide Akechi worked to foil Nobunaga Oda’s ambition for the unification of the entire country. To this end, Akechi had his eyes set on many of Oda’s vassals, including leyasu Tokugawa. To protect Tokugawa’s life, the kunoichi Kaede is sent to keep an eye on him as he travels through the mountains of Igo. Hiding in plain sight as a boxwood inn, she discovers that a skilled killer and his crew are already gathering in the area. Will a single lady ninja be able to complete her mission in the face of so many armed and dangerous men?
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Jun 02

The Pearl of Oriental (1992) aka Feng liu jia zu

ThePearlofOriental+1992-3-bTony is engaged to Sandra Lo, whose mother is company chairwoman Helen Lo. Although Tony swears he’ll be true to Sandra, he quickly beds mother Helen. But Tony is secretly working for Chiu, who is planning a hostile takeover of Lo Enterprises by fair means or foul, including showing photos of Tony having sex with Helen to Helen’s business partner Tsang. Chiu’s son Fat is also a rival for Sandy’s affections, causing he and Tony to have a few spectacular brawls over her. Roy Cheung puts in a guest appearance as Chiang, the trainer of the Lo’s racehorse Lucky, and he (Roy, not the horse !) gets a few fu kicks against the villains as well. And their family chauffeur Li puts up a pretty good final fight against Tony.
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May 25

Queen Bee Strikes Again (1971) aka Sukeban burûsu: Mesubachi no gyakushû

In the 1970s, the Japanese youth emancipation also found it’s way into the yakuza (crime) societies. A Girl Boss may have a choice between bikes, and between boyfriends. But she has to defend her choices the hard way, as her triumph and power over the girls’ gang is questioned by her female rivals, and the all powerful Yakuza Boss. She inspires loyalty to her girls, and to men to the extent of many of them literally giving their lives for her – in a world of knife and gun fighting, bike and car chasing, and violent death. Continue reading

May 16

Giant Heroine Sigma Lady (2011) AKA Sigma Lady

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Very amusing and well made adult spoof of Ultraman. The titular heroine gets molested by an alien, a giant monster and her evil clone. Due to japanese law regulations, the genitals are obscured by a mosaic effect. Running time is about 65 minutes. Hardcoded english subs. Ultraman/Kaiju Porn. I put this in the pinku category because the sex scenes are all pixelated. Hopefully, this is right. Continue reading